The world's 2 most quotable movies are opposites
“I want you to hit me as hard as you can.” -Tyler Durton “Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.” -Gretchen Wieners
Left: You are a dedicated father who, with your wife, has just sat down to dinner with your 15-year-old daughter, who is defiantly announcing that she’s pregnant. Center: You are a fashion designer on the morning of your big runway show, realizing that nothing in the collection is ready or fabulous. Right: You are a blustering, pompous member of the British Parliament, giving a speech...
I'm going to start watching Scrubs from the...
I AM EXCITE.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Bella: I trust you. Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Normal Person:
Elsewhere in the book, Gaga describes her most terrifying LSD trip as the moment...– it’s ok, gaga. it’s a universal anxiety attack. (via fuckyeahthomyorke)
I HAVE IT
I IHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEITIHAVEIT. can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow. my Friday just got a whole lot more bearable.
AND NOW FOR SOME FACTS.
When Stephen Fry asks a question on QI and you...
sallyintheskywithdiamonds: especially when you know the answer from you American knowledge.